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Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween!

Since it's a special occasion, let's skip the retroactive posts for today. Remember I mentioned --> here <-- that mommy brought my Halloween costume like a year ago? I finally got to wear it. Since I am a July baby, she thought she was staying ahead of the game by purchasing the onesie in 3-6 months (I'm 3.5 months old right now). Little did she know that I am a fluffy baby and I currently wear 6-9 months clothing. Good thing she didn't put my onesie in the dryer and she was stretching it like mad in every possible direction so it fits me. 


Mommy made me this Ryu costume last minute because she says my hair complements the look.


Hadoken! 


Milk From My Feet/Toes

I can't believe mommy went to bed last night w/o publishing the day's entry. Well, guess we gotta make up for it by posting two for today.

Everyday, I suck on my hands/fists/fingers/thumbs to try to get milk out of them but milk won't come out. I wonder if I can get any milk out of my feet/toes?


Video taken @ 13 weeks

Trying to find milk series:


Saturday, October 29, 2016

Giggles for Daddy

Welcome home, daddy! I'm so happy to see you!


Video taken @ 13 weeks


Friday, October 28, 2016

Morning Workout Sesh

They say you have more energy throughout the day if you workout in the morning. I am taking registrations for my 5:00AM Get Tone with E workout class. Let me be your personal trainer and guide you through your fitness journey. If you prefer to workout at home, be sure to purchase my Get Toned With E workout DVD.


Video taken @ 13 weeks old


Thursday, October 27, 2016

We'll Eat You Up-- We Love You So

I love when daddy reads to me. I love story time.

We'll eat you up-- we love you so.


Video taken @ 13 weeks


Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Daddy Brightens Up My Day

Daddy brightens up my day when he comes home from work.


Video taken @ 13 weeks old


Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Milk From Piglet's Hands

Everyday, I suck on my hands/fists/fingers/thumbs trying to try to get milk out of them but milk won't come out.

Ohhh, I wonder if I can get milk out of Piglet's hands?!


Photo taken @ 13 weeks old

Trying to find milk series:
Milk From My Hands/Fists/Fingers/Thumbs


Monday, October 24, 2016

Like a Boss

Like a boss.


Photo taken @ 13 weeks old


Sunday, October 23, 2016

Tropical Paradise

It's getting cold in Utah. I'm dreaming about tropical paradise: sun bathing with a margarita in hand, beach side.


Photo taken @ 12 weeks old


Saturday, October 22, 2016

Milk From My Hands/Fists/Fingers/Thumbs

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Everyday, I suck on my hands/fists/fingers/thumbs to try to get milk out, but milk won't come out. Why won't milk come out of my hands/fists/fingers/thumbs?


Video taken @ 12 weeks old


Friday, October 21, 2016

After Daddy Gets Off Work

Seeing daddy after he gets off work is the sweetest part of my day.


Photo taken @ 12 weeks old


Thursday, October 20, 2016

That Son of a B--

I was driving on a two-lane road that was close to merging. I clearly had the right-of-way but that son of b* cut me off.

So I flipped him off.


Photo taken @ 12 weeks old


Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Puppy Dog Eyes

Can I have half of your ice-cream sundae?

I'm working on my puppy-dog-eyes look.

Please... Can you share your ice cream with me?


Photo taken @ 12 weeks old


Tuesday, October 18, 2016

How Do Sharks Taste?

Hmm... I wonder how sharks taste?


Photo taken @ 12 weeks old


Monday, October 17, 2016

Hard Math Problem

Ahhh, this math problem is ridiculously hard.


Photo taken @ 11 weeks old


Sunday, October 16, 2016

Arm Day

Mustn't lower that arm-- even... when... sleepy...


Photo taken @ 11 weeks old


Saturday, October 15, 2016

Monsters, Inc.

If Monsters, Inc. will be coming out with another sequel, I will gladly be a part of it; Mike Wazowski and Boo could use a friend like me.


Video & photo taken @ 11 weeks old


Friday, October 14, 2016

Toys Are So Fun

Toys are so fun.


Video taken @ 11 weeks old


Thursday, October 13, 2016

How to Break Free From a Straitjacket - Method #3

If you followed my How to Break Free From a Straitjacket - Method #1 and How to Break Free From a Straitjacket - Method #2 you should be a pro by now. Combine the two strategies and you will surely and effortless break free.

Number one takeaway: if you get caught, stop, pose, and smile for the cute security girl.



Photos taken @ 10 weeks old


Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Hand-Model Hunting

Seriously people, I know there are some of you out there looking for hand models. Don't hesitate to contact my agent (my mom). I'm the best there is at this job.


Video taken @ 10 weeks old

See first hand modeling post here


Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Fighting Stance

Fighting stance


Ki-yahhh

Photos taken @ 10 weeks old


Monday, October 10, 2016

How to Break Free From a Straitjacket - Method #2

Step 1: Keep kicking until your arms and legs are exposed from the bottom.

Step 2 (optional): If you're hungry, scoop arm under and out, to the mouth, and eat.


Step 3: If you get caught, stop what you're doing, act cute, and pose for a picture-- the cute security girl will never get mad at you.


Photos taken @ 10 weeks old

If you missed how to break free from a straitjacket - method #1, check it out here:
How to Break Free From a Straitjacket - Method #1


Sunday, October 9, 2016

The Baby on the Bus

The wheels on the bus goes round and round, round and round, round and round... 

The baby on the bus goes: lemme take over the bus.


Photo taken @ 10 weeks old


Saturday, October 8, 2016

I Am Not a Morning Person

I am not a morning person.


Photo taken @ 10 weeks old


Friday, October 7, 2016

Three-Months Old

Per usual, skipping the retroactive posts for today and sharing an up-to-date photo along with a dozen random facts about my three-month-old self:

1. When I'm stressed, I pull my hair.
2. When mommy's stressed, I pull her hair for her.
3. After bath time, mommy always says I smell yummy-- daddy's scared that mommy's gonna eat me.
4. I recently caught a cold from mommy and daddy and I'm still recovering from it. Being sick is not fun; I get lots of boogers in my nose constantly-- gross, I know.
5. Mommy & daddy took me off the swaddle cold turkey. I adapted just fine given that I always used to break free from it anyway.
6. I've been asking for an upgrade to a queen-sized bed from my bassinet for a while now, but haven't gotten it yet. This is why I need it: Request Upgrade to Queen-Sized Bed
7. I smile for everyone but I save the biggest smiles for daddy.
8. Just like all babies my age, I am currently fascinated by toys that rattle or squeak.
9. I talk to myself a lot-- it often sounds like I'm singing karaoke.
10. I like to grab onto things.
11. After weaning myself off of the binky over a month ago, I decided to take the binky again, but I still prefer my hands/fists/fingers/thumbs. Sometimes I suck on just one finger, sometimes two fingers, sometimes three-- four-- or all five fingers. Sometimes I suck on my entire fist and sometimes I suck on both fists at once. My favorite combination is my thumb and my index finger from the same hand.
12. I am excited for my first Halloween because mommy brought me a cute costume like a year ago and I finally get to wear it.


See two-month-old update: Two Months Old


Thursday, October 6, 2016

Get That Spider Away From Me!

Ughhh, get that spider away from me.


I said get it away!


Photos taken @ 10 weeks old


Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Newborn Must Haves

These binkies are seriously the best. See how they're designed with a hole in the center for you to hold it in place? I still prefer my hands/fists/thumbs/fingers, but when I take the binky, I take it like this:


Photo taken @ 10 weeks old


Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Hand Model

Hmm... I could be a hand model. If anyone is looking for one, talk to my mom-- she's my agent.


Video taken @ 10 weeks old


Monday, October 3, 2016

Yogurtland VIP

Mommy is platinum status at Yogurtland. She said she can tell that I'm gonna love Yogurtland as much as she does.

So... when can I start eating solids?


Video taken @ 10 weeks old


Sunday, October 2, 2016

Lunch Break

When lifting my head during tummy time gets tiring, I take a lunch break.


Photo taken @ 10 weeks old


Saturday, October 1, 2016

Transferring Energy

Mommy asked me to give some of my energy to her. How do I do that?


Video taken @ 10 weeks old


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