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Friday, September 30, 2016

Winter is Coming

Winter is coming.


Photo taken @ 9 weeks old


Thursday, September 29, 2016

Taking Lessons from Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps may have retired from the Olympics, but he has not retired from swimming. He's teaching me lessons. Right now we are working on the freestyle stroke. I will be competing in the 2020 Summer Olympics-- toddler edition.



Video taken @ 9 weeks old


Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Yearbook Pictures

I'm practicing my school yearbook photo pose:


Now silly photo:


Photos taken @ 9 weeks old


Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Like Father, Like Son

Everyone says I look exactly like my dad; even when I'm sleeping I look like my dad. What do you think?



Photo taken @ 9 weeks old 


Monday, September 26, 2016

My First Utah Utes Football Game

Watching my first Utah Utes football game (at home).

Go Utes!




Photos taken @ 9 weeks old


Sunday, September 25, 2016

Diaper Review

Mom filmed a diaper review on her YouTube channel. Check it out and subscribe to her channel: TheChoreans


Video taken @ 9 weeks old


Saturday, September 24, 2016

House Keeping

Spit up, Spit up, Spit up, Spit up, Spit up, Spit up...
House keeping-- I need a clean set of bed sheets.


Photo taken @ 9 weeks old


Friday, September 23, 2016

Low-Carb Diet

Eeek! Must cut back on the carbs.



Doc says I'm in the 86% percentile for weight, and 66% percentile for height- but I'm pretty sure they under measured me for my height.

Photos taken @ 9 weeks old


Thursday, September 22, 2016

Re-Invent Immunizations

To do: invent a pain-free method of administering immunization to babies.
R&D funding is kindly accepted.



Photos taken @ 9 weeks old


Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Heart-to-Heart with My Parents

Heart-to-heart with my parents.
Broccoli does not sound appetizing.


Video taken @ 8 weeks old

P.S. If you haven't seen my previous heart-to-heart with my dad post or my previous heart-to-heart with my mom post, check them out:

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

That Sounds Painful

What do you mean they will be giving me three shots at my two-month checkup? I'm scared. Do I have to go??


Photo taken @ 8 weeks old


Monday, September 19, 2016

Baby's First Photo Shoot

Thank you, uncle, for coming to visit me, for the adorable bunny outfit, and for my very 1st photo shoot.



P.S. If you haven't subscribed to my uncle's YouTube channel yet, click here to check it out & subscribe

Photos taken @ 6 weeks old


Sunday, September 18, 2016

How to Give a Head Massage

Ai yai yai. You're doing it wrong.


Oh my goodness. You're still doing it wrong.


THIS is how you give a head massage.


Photos taken @ 8 weeks old


Saturday, September 17, 2016

Every Time When Mommy Changes Me

Every
Time
When
Mommy
Changes
Me...

Is she the only one who gets a kick out of it?



Photos taken @ 8 weeks old


Friday, September 16, 2016

Sitting Up

Uhh... are you sure that I can sit on the chair all by myself already?



Oh, I guess I can do it!


Photos taken @ 8 weeks old


Thursday, September 15, 2016

Mommy's Alarm Clock

Mommy says she always used to use the alarm clock feature on her phone. Nowadays, she doesn't need that anymore because, just as my shirt says, I am "Mommy's Alarm Clock."
I just don't come with a snooze button. 


Photo taken @ 8 weeks old


Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Request Upgrade to Queen-Sized Bed

My bassinet is too small. I'm ready for a queen-sized bed now.


Photo taken @ 8 weeks old


Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Happy Birthday, Grandpa!

Happy Birthday, Grandpa!
I'm so glad that you have two big cakes because I want one BIG slice of each of those cakes.

P.S. My awesome uncle made the cake on the left. Amazing, huh? Subscribe to his YouTube channel and let him know I sent ya: My Uncle the Confectioner's YouTube Channel



Photos taken @ 7 weeks old


Monday, September 12, 2016

Sleeping Like a Baby

Sleeping like a baby


Photo taken @ 7 weeks old


Sunday, September 11, 2016

25 Cent Hugs

25 cent hugs
Cash only
No refunds
Tips are appreciated


Photo taken @ 7 weeks old


Saturday, September 10, 2016

Heart-to-Heart With My Dad

Dad: "Son, in order to buy toys, you need money. To earn money, you must work hard. That includes getting straight A's in school, going to college, and finishing college."

Me: "But dad, I'm only 7 weeks old. Can you just buy me some Legos to play with right now? I'll pay you back later."


Photo taken @ 7 weeks old


Friday, September 9, 2016

Gotta Catch 'Em All

Ohhh, I see Pickachu half a block ahead! Hurry, dad, let's go catch it!


Photo taken @ 6 weeks old


Thursday, September 8, 2016

Mommy Always Sticks Her Tongue Out at Me

Mommy always sticks her tongue out at me. 
So I stick my tongue out back at her.



Video taken @ 6 weeks old


Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Two Months Old

I am two-months old today! I decided to skip the retroactive posts for today. Instead, I am sharing an up-to-date picture of me as well as a dozen random facts about my two-month old self:

1. If you chat with me, I will chat back and smile for you.
2. Mom & dad likes to call me "chubs."
3. I'm always intrigued by my reflection in the mirror.
4. I weaned myself from the binky.
5. Size 3-6 months clothes hardly fit me; size 6-9 months clothes fit much better.
6. When I get hungry, I get hangry.
7. When I'm sleeping and I'm dreaming about food, I smile and I chuckle.
8. Most of the time after I sneeze, I coo.
9. Everyone says I'm toned because I move around and exercise a lot. Check out my recently released workout DVD -->  New Workout DVD
10. I love Ed Sheeran
11. I love watching videos of myself.
12. I only like half-swaddles because I like to keep my arms and hands out. When I am fully swaddled, I always find a way to break free. For a tutorial on how to do this, click here --> How to Break Free from a Straitjacket


Photo taken @ 2 months old


Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Damn I'm Sexy

Damn I'm sexy.



Photos taken @ 6 weeks old


Monday, September 5, 2016

How I Always Feel on Mondays

How I Always Feel on Mondays:


Thank goodness for the long weekend.

Photo taken @ 6 weeks old


Sunday, September 4, 2016

Ooowweee

Ooowweee, it's nerve racking watch the Olympics. Farah just tripped in the middle of his 10,000m race. Ouch.


Photo taken @ 5 weeks old


Saturday, September 3, 2016

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman

Even Batman needs his beauty sleep.


Photo taken @ 5 weeks old


Friday, September 2, 2016

Body Building Competition

They're taking applications for the next body building competition. Think I'll make the cut?


Photo taken @ 5 weeks old


Thursday, September 1, 2016

I Signed Up for Dance Classes

I signed up for dance classes and went to my first lesson today.


Video taken @ 5 weeks old


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