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Monday, August 29, 2016

How to Break Free from a Straitjacket

Step 1: Wiggle one arm upwards.

Step 2: To minimize attention, the trick here is to slyly poke just the fingers out first- rather than pulling the whole arm out at once.

Step 3 (optional): If you're hungry, have a taste of your hand/fist/fingers before continuing.

Step 4: Well, if you're really hungry, just keep sucking that hand/fist/finger for a while.

Step 5: Repeat above steps with your other arm & break free.

Photos taken @ 5 weeks old

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