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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Talk to the Butt

Talk to the butt, the face don't wanna hear it.


Photo taken @ 5 weeks old


Tuesday, August 30, 2016

New Workout DVD

I am so excited to announce the launch of my new workout DVD: Get Toned With E. It's an exercise regime that incorporates kickboxing, body weight training, and a new form of yoga to help you get toned while boosting your metabolism (see below for a sample of the workout). Pre-order today to get a 30% off friends & family discount. My All About Cardio With E workout DVD is coming soon.


Other side.


Videos taken @ 5 weeks old

P.S. My mommy was recently informed that the videos in previous posts were not playing as they should. Why didn't anyone tell her sooner? Anyway, the issue is fixed now. She uploaded the videos on YouTube and inserted them on the blog. To view the previous broken videos, re/watch them here:

It's a Big World
Pick a Caption

How to Care for a Newborn
Crawling at 2 Months Old


Monday, August 29, 2016

How to Break Free from a Straitjacket

Step 1: Wiggle one arm upwards.


Step 2: To minimize attention, the trick here is to slyly poke just the fingers out first- rather than pulling the whole arm out at once.


Step 3 (optional): If you're hungry, have a taste of your hand/fist/fingers before continuing.


Step 4: Well, if you're really hungry, just keep sucking that hand/fist/finger for a while.


Step 5: Repeat above steps with your other arm & break free.

Photos taken @ 5 weeks old


Sunday, August 28, 2016

I Like This Shoulder

I know I'm suppose to sleep in my crib but this shoulder is pretty dang comfy.


Photo taken @ 5 weeks old


Saturday, August 27, 2016

It's So Fluffy!

Costco is so awesome! They sell everything in bulk or super size, like these cool teddy bears. They're so fluffy!

Mom, dad, can we bring one home? I think it'll help me sleep better. See?



Photos taken @ 4 weeks old


Friday, August 26, 2016

Hey Pretty Lady

Hey pretty lady, why don't you lie on down right next to me and we can cuddle.


^^ I'm talking to my mom.

Photo taken @ 4 weeks old


Thursday, August 25, 2016

Heart-to-Heart With My Mom

You want me to do what?


Uhh... I don't know how I feel about that.


Seriously?


Oh sure, I'm thrilled!! Of course I will do that- just for you.


Woman. Just tell them what they want to hear and they'll be happy.


Photos taken @ 4 weeks old


Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Crawling at 2 Months Old

I've got the leg movements down. Now can you teach me the arm motion so I can crawl by 2 months old?



Video taken @ 3 weeks old


Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Grumpy Old Man/Men

My parents say I'm like a grumpy old man. Apparently I "grunt" a lot and I make grouchy-looking faces. 

What, dude? Your parents say the same about you? I don't get it. Look at our cute faces. How can you say grumpy?


Photo taken @ 3 weeks old


Monday, August 22, 2016

Superhero Baby & Superhero Daddy

Mommy, you don't know this but, daddy and I are normal human beings by day and superheros by night.

Now that you know, can you please make us cool matching capes?


Photo taken @ 3 weeks old


Sunday, August 21, 2016

How to Care for a Newborn

Attention: New parents

This is my I'm-full-and-content face. Please make sure you feed me every 2-3 hours and make sure I'm always full and content. Ok? Thanks.



Video taken @ 3 weeks old


Saturday, August 20, 2016

Pick a Caption

To infinity... and beyond!
Ki-yahhh!
Low-kick block
Bones/fist bump

As you can see, I'm giving you lots of options for a good caption here.



Photo taken @ 3 weeks old


Friday, August 19, 2016

Shmedium

Guys, I know the tag says 0-3 months, but this shmedium is really snug on me. The buttons are about to pop off!


Photo taken @ 3 weeks old


Thursday, August 18, 2016

Roll Call

Roll call: "Ethan?"

Here.


Photo taken @ 3 weeks old


Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Status: Zonked Out

Please forward all my phone calls to voicemail, cancel all my meetings, and set an out-of-office reply for all my emails.


Photo taken @ 3 weeks old


Tuesday, August 16, 2016

The Paparazzi

Get the paparazzi outta my face... Like, now before I punch someone!



Photo taken @ 3 weeks old


Monday, August 15, 2016

Favorite Part of My Day

Favorite part of my day... Daddy, are you off work yet??????????



Photos taken @ 3 weeks old


Sunday, August 14, 2016

I'm Stuck

When mommy was changing me and she thought she knew what she was doing. Pretty sure my hands and arms are suppose to go through the sleeves and not stuck in limbo.


Photo taken @ 3 weeks old


Saturday, August 13, 2016

I Wiggle When I Sleep

You guys always put me down vertically along the center of the straight line, but don't be surprised to find me rotated 85 degrees clockwise because monkeys move around a lot and I'm an active little monkey.

P.S. Don't worry, it's not really 77 degrees. The camera is just positioned at an elevated point and hot air travels upward. I'm perfectly comfortable where I am.


Photos taken @ 2 weeks old


Friday, August 12, 2016

Crazy Adults

These crazy adults think they can make me laugh by making strange faces at me. Clearly it is not working.


Photo taken @ 2 weeks old


Thursday, August 11, 2016

Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Mommy & daddy always wrap me up like a burrito and that's ok as long as I'm not smothered in cheese and spicy sauce. I discovered that when I'm not a burrito, I'm like a rolling pin!



Photos taken @ 1 week old


Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Please Share

Whoa... So that's called chocolate, candy, and ice cream? Please share.


Photo taken @ 1 week old


Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Home Sweet Home

Mommy and daddy brought me home from the hospital and they kept saying "home sweet home." I think I know what they mean. I like my new home and I like my new bed.


Photo taken @ 2 days old



Monday, August 8, 2016

It's a Big World

It's a big, big world out here. I'm gonna have so many places to go, so many people to meet, and so much food to eat. 



Video taken @ 2 days old


Sunday, August 7, 2016

Newborns Sleep A LOT

Daddy, you have to wake me up to feed me because I'm a brand spankin' new newborn. The nurses showed you this technique to awake me and it worked because it made me cry. I'm not waking up or crying when you do this to me because I like you. 

P.S. You don't know this yet but after today, you won't have to wake me up to feed me. I promise. In fact, I'll be the one waking YOU up to feed me. How does that sound?


Photo taken @ date of birth


Saturday, August 6, 2016

Nice to Meet You, Mommy

"Hi, mommy. I would say nice to meet you but I feel like I've already known you for almost 40 week. Do you feel the same way too? Am I everything you were hoping for and more?"


Photo Taken @ date of birth


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